i watched the whole tony nominations announcement waiting for a smash reference but all i got was katharine mcphee mispronouncing “spongebob” about a dozen times
being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.
i was just in the market and was talking to the bagging lady about the weather since its been really warm and i was sayin how i dont like the heat and prefer the cold and she was like “oh yeah i get that” and i said “cuz you can get under a blanket to get out of the cold but in the heat it’s not like you can take off your-” and in unison she said “clothes” and i said “skin” and i think thats what people mean when they talk about the generational divide
Ily: I love you
Ilysm: I love you so much
Igymifshwiw: I’m Gomez you’re Morticia I feel so happy when I’m witcha
*olympic ice skater like jumps and stuff*
me: ooooooooooooh ahhhhhhhhhh
commentator: horrible. disgusting. absolute failure and disgrace
I’m thrilled with where I’m at in my career. I’ve got absolutely no regrets, every experience has been incredible, character-building, and career-shaping.
